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hey Adam long time no c man..k this guy here is simply awesome..we had a couple good laughs and def discussed lots of extreme weird topics..man me and u shld so start a comdey business..i make the jokes and u laugh..ur just amazing..miss u

Thanks and you are always welcome, Teaching and forwarding Martial art knowledge is what i feel the best gift i can give. Only you have to pay your own ticket.

Well, since someone already took Adam's testimonial virginity; I guess it's time for me to kick someone's ass. Adam is mine. So that means, there is nothing more to be said. Adam = mine forever. And let there be no mistake; anyone who touches him, dies sooner or later. Fuckers.

<3 Jessica

Adam is hilarous. He can make anyone laugh. And he talks sooo fast on MSN you can't keep up. He seriously sends eight messages in the same amount of time as I send one.

The great Taoist master Chuang Tzu once dreamt that he was a butterfly fluttering here and there. In the dream he had no awareness of his individuality as a person. He was only a butterfly. Suddenly, he awoke and found himself laying there, a person once again. But then he thought to himself, "Was I before a man who dreamt about being a butterfly, or am I now a butterfly who dreams about being a man?"

Adam can u tell me your reaction to this story

HUSBAND - HAI DEAR,I AM LOGGED IN.

WIFE - HAVE YOU BROUGHT THE SAREE.

HUSBAND - BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME.

WIFE - BUT I TOLD YOU ABOUT IT IN MORNING

HUSBAND - ERRONEOUS SYNTAX, ABORT,RETRY,CANCEL.

WIFE - HAE BHAGWAN !FORGET IT WHERE'S YOUR SALARY.

HUSBAND - FILE IN USE,READ ONLY,TRY AFTER SOME TIME.

WIFE - ATLEAST GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD,I CAN DO SOME

SHOPPING.

HUSBAND - SHARING VIOLATION,ACCESS DENIED.

WIFE - I MADE A MISTAKE IN MARRING YOU.

HUSBAND - DATA TYPE MISMATCH.

WIFE - YOU ARE USELESS.

HUSBAND - BY DEFAULT.

WIFE - WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SOME SNACKS

HUSBAND - HARD DISK FULL.

WIFE - WHAT IS MY VALUE IN YOUR LIFE.

HUSBAND - UNKNOWN VIRUS DETECTED.

WIFE - DO YOU LOVE ME OR YOUR COMPUTER.

HUSBAND - TOO MANY PARAMETERS.

WIFE - I WILL GO TO MY DADS HOUSE.

HUSBAND - PROGRAM PERFORMED ILLEGAL OPERATION,IT WILL CLOSE.

WIFE - I WILL LEAVE YOU FOR EVER.

HUSBAND - CLOSE ALL PROGRAMS & LOG OUT FOR ANOTHER USER.

WIFE - IT IS WORTHLESS TALKING TO YOU

HUSBAND - SHUT DOWN THE COMPUTER.

WIFE - I AM GOING

HUSBAND - ITS NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER

yeeaaaaa, ma brotha. adam is hardcore at everything-guitar, shaolin chuan, and lifting weights. he is one deadly son of a biatch. you da man adam.

adam, you're nuts. and it looks like you have a mustash in the photo. have a good summer. stay safe.
<3syd.